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Workplace Security

Given the current climate re: concerns for computer and data security, I suggest you take this message seriously. This is for your own safety and security!
If your workplace has been assessed and determined to be at a low level of risk, the following method is recommended to ensure no one can see your passwords or what you're typing to ensure total confidentiality in the work place:

For a moderate level of risk, this method ensures no one can see your passwords, what you're typing, or which website you're visiting...

For a high level of risk, this method ensures ultimate security...

posted on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 PM ()

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Hilarious!!!

comment by marta on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM ()

comment by crazylife on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM ()

You really had me going for a minute. Loved the smile this put on my face.

comment by redimpala on Jan 23, 2012 5:43 PM ()

reply by nittineedles on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM ()

No, haven't warn out the slippers. But they are a bit too loose around the tops and only stay on when I'm wearing sweat pants with elastic at the bottoms to hold the tops of the slippers. Donna plans to get elastic and fix them up. They were damn nice the first few times... felt like walking on carpet (we have hardwood floors), but they stretch and get flat very fast.

comment by jjoohhnn on Jan 22, 2012 8:29 PM ()

Try some store bought insoles for that "walking on carpet" feel.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 PM ()

comment by hennaladykim on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM ()

So, do you think it's funny?

reply by nittineedles on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM ()

Since I don't work anymore, I thought this post isn't for me. THEN, the photos!!!!!!!!!!!!

comment by solitaire on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 AM ()

Fooled ya.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM ()

Geez... I'd like the full-body version of #3 to keep my feet warm on these 0 Degree evenings.

comment by jjoohhnn on Jan 21, 2012 4:50 PM ()

Have you worn out your new slippers already?

reply by nittineedles on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM ()

oh my god. Hilarious

comment by drmaus on Jan 21, 2012 2:31 PM ()

I thought so too.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 2:49 PM ()

I know someone who would seriously use that keyboard warmer. It sure would force a person to brush up on their touch typing skills.

comment by troutbend on Jan 21, 2012 1:29 PM ()

"Touch typing"?

What's that?

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 2:49 PM ()

This is too funny!

comment by kristilyn3 on Jan 21, 2012 12:31 PM ()

Glad you liked it.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 2:47 PM ()

You are a very funny woman.

comment by elderjane on Jan 21, 2012 8:59 AM ()

Glad you enjoyed it.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 10:03 AM ()

And a wonderful new market. Love it.

comment by tealstar on Jan 21, 2012 6:25 AM ()

I think someone had a lot of leftover orange yarn.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 10:02 AM ()

Thank you so much for making my day hilarious!!

comment by jerms on Jan 21, 2012 4:09 AM ()

Any time.

reply by nittineedles on Jan 21, 2012 10:01 AM ()

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