Dec 12, 2014
A young man went to seek an important position at a large printing company. He passed the initial interview and was going to meet the director for the final interview. The director saw his resume, it ...
Dec 3, 2014
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a mi...
Sept 30, 2014
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come ...
Aug 16, 2014
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engin...
Aug 15, 2014
The Car KeysSeveral days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down.I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.A quick search in the meeting room...
Aug 2, 2014
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that...
July 30, 2014
"Of course I wont laugh, " said the nurse. "I am a professional. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.""O.K. then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop trousers revealing the smallest mal...
July 15, 2014
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July 2, 2014
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Woma...
June 10, 2014
Yeah, so I just about pulled something in my neck laughing at this..I just had to share. (I highly recommend that you DO NOT drink anything while reading.)My night began as any other normal weeknight....
June 9, 2014
THE SHOEBOXA man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old wo...
May 27, 2014
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah...
May 14, 2014
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him i...
May 13, 2014
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, ancho...