"Of course I wont laugh, " said the nurse. "I am a professional. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient."
"O.K. then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop trousers revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA batterry,
Unable to control herself the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry" she said... "I don't know what came over me. "On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that I wont happen again". "Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen" Bob replied.
She ran out of the room....