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My New Year's Resolutions for 2012

#1 Knit more.
I have a yarn shop worth of yarn in this house and I must use it all up before I die.


#2 Do less housework.
All work and no play makes Marg a dull girl.


#3 Eat more junk food.
If God wanted me to be skinny He wouldn't have placed McDonald's, Subway, Big Pig Subs, A & W and Hira Chopra's junk Food Store in close proximity to my house.


#4 Spend more time on the computer.
What can I say......I'm a sponge when it comes to knowledge.


#5 Stay indoors (October - May) until the sun comes back.
All that dampness just isn't healthy.


#6 Get one of those new PVRs that record 6 channels at the same time so I can watch more TV.
See reason for #4.


#7 Never make more than 6 resolutions per year.
The effort is all a waste of time and energy. I never keep any of them past January 7th anyway.

Now I won't feel so bad when these resolutions fall by the wayside.

posted on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM ()

Comments:

Admire your spirit!
comment by tealstar on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 AM ()
comment by crazylife on Jan 4, 2012 6:55 PM ()
I like your logic, Marg....and fully agree with it.
comment by redimpala on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 AM ()
These resolutions are so easy to keep.
comment by elderjane on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 AM ()
These resolutions should be achievable.
comment by islander on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 AM ()
I like your style.
comment by solitaire on Jan 4, 2012 6:18 AM ()
comment by marta on Jan 4, 2012 6:11 AM ()
comment by nursekim on Jan 3, 2012 9:27 PM ()
Great pictures! Great resolutions!
comment by troutbend on Jan 3, 2012 9:13 PM ()

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