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Magic Ring

It was found in my deceased M-I-L's home. It sat in it's slot in a royal blue, velveteen box surrounded by a satin-like lining. Also tucked inside the box was an explanation and instructions for the golden bands. I suspect it was purchased with me in mind. She just didn't have a chance to give it to me or maybe she'd forgotten about it. In any case, it is with me now.


Please excuse the wrinkly, old hand. I really should have found a better model than my 108 year old neighbour.



Instructions for use.

Just in case your eyes are as bad as mine:

Reduced fat-Ring

"Reduce weight with your fingers tied with plastic tape" has been very popular in Japan. However, it looks odd with your fingers tied with plastic tape. Now you can have your fat reduced by wearing reduced fat-ring which is specially designed and pretty on your different fingers: reduce fat of face by wearing it on thumb, reduce fat of arm by wearing it on second finger, reduce fat of stomach by wearing it on middle finger, reduce fat of waist by wearing it on fourth finger and reduce fat of thigh by wearing it on last finger.

For better results, keep a balanced diet and keep wearing the reduced fat-ring. Also try to fit it sticks around the finger when wearing.


I found some tiny printing on the bottom of the box...can't quite make out what...wait a minute...ah yes...I see what it says..."Made in China".

posted on June 23, 2010 6:10 PM ()

Comments:

How neat is that? Lovely ring. Tell your neighbor her hands look just fine!
comment by dragonflyby on June 24, 2010 4:31 PM ()
crazy
comment by nangrey2012 on June 24, 2010 3:20 PM ()
reply by nittineedles on June 25, 2010 1:27 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on June 24, 2010 9:27 AM ()
OMG! I lost four inches in my waist, overnight. If you believe that you probably believe I have a 108 year old neighbour.
reply by nittineedles on June 24, 2010 10:37 AM ()
This is a hoot. I had three great MIL's and the fourth was a witch from
the depths of hell. She was my first MIL.
comment by elderjane on June 24, 2010 9:09 AM ()
Very interesting. Never heard of reduced fat rings.
comment by redimpala on June 24, 2010 7:42 AM ()
You want one? I'm selling it cheap.
reply by nittineedles on June 24, 2010 10:34 AM ()
I love these translations. I have a couple I have saved over the years and will post if I find them. Jay's mom died on the West Coast and I never met her. Ed's mom died long before I knew him. I have never had the pleasure or angst of having an m.i.l. in my life.
comment by tealstar on June 23, 2010 10:54 PM ()
Ya just gotta love some MILs for the great blog fodder they provide. Myself, I'm glad I only met my exMIL once and so long ago I don't remember a thing about her.
comment by nursekim on June 23, 2010 9:43 PM ()
Consider yourself lucky.
reply by nittineedles on June 24, 2010 10:33 AM ()
hahahaha re your neighbour.....
comment by nursekim on June 23, 2010 9:38 PM ()
reply by nittineedles on June 24, 2010 10:32 AM ()
"Also try to fit it sticks around the finger when wearing." What a hoot. Which finger did you put it on after you got it back from the 108 year old neighbor? Let me know if it works, and I can try it with the plastic tape. I have some surveyor's tape that is plastic.
comment by troutbend on June 23, 2010 6:30 PM ()
I played Eany Meany Miney Moe to decided which finger got it first. So far, the only thing it's reduced is the circulation in my finger.
reply by nittineedles on June 23, 2010 7:23 PM ()

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