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Got this from my dear daughter-in-law. She said it made her think of DH and I. I'm sure she was referring to the good natured banter and not any problems we may or may not have with each other's size.LOL
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. "What the Hell is this?" he said to himself as
a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put
Talcum Powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's
'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
Good one!!!!!!!!!!
I dont have none. Hee.