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Shopping & Neighbours

Having nothing better to do on a cloudy, damp weekend I decided a shopping trip was in order.  First I exchanged the cordless phone without Caller ID, I had purchased the week before, for the exact same phone with Caller ID.  After all, I wouldn't want to mistakenly answer the phone to The M-I-L, now would I.  Next I bought a small boom box.  I figure if I can't fight them I'm going to have to join them.  Them being the noisy neighbours.  The next time I hear lawn mowers, hedge trimmers, table saws, nail guns, screaming kids and/or barking dogs I will be able to drown out the racket with some of my favourite tunes.  When the neighbours have their annual family reunion/hoedown I can retreat to our basement and turn my music up and when the immature couple behind us have another party 'til three AM I can put on the Barney CD for their enjoyment.
Speaking of neighbours;  the Twinkies across the street have a new addition to their front yard.  Joining the trampoline is a humongous, brightly coloured, inflatable pool and slide.  I kid you not.  The slide is almost as tall as their house.  If it's still sitting out there come Christmas I'll consider slipping over there under cover of darkness to pierce it with a 4mm knitting needle.
Don't mind me.  I'm just a Mrs Crankypants today.

posted on July 9, 2008 2:19 PM ()

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Yikes! I'll stay out of the neighborhood when you take your revenge...you won't want there to be any witnesses.
comment by donnamarie on July 25, 2008 4:39 PM ()
I can't figure out how to put music on our ipod(s) either.
comment by troutbend on July 11, 2008 2:24 PM ()
I'd go insane without caller ID. I just do not answer the call unless I can see (and usually know) who is calling. Saves a ton of time.
comment by shesaidwhat on July 11, 2008 3:58 AM ()
Why don't you and the hubbie tonight have about three glasses of wine and sneak over to the slide and pool. Swim wear is optitional.
comment by grumpy on July 10, 2008 1:49 PM ()
They still sell boom boxes?
The bouncy pool and slide across the street is pretty funny. I did see one of those last summer in someone's front yard. My kids wanted to stop and play too! I think renting them for a birthday party is bad enough, I can't imagine buying one.
comment by imaginaryfriend on July 9, 2008 6:43 PM ()
Yep, people do wild things for their kids!
comment by teacherwoman on July 9, 2008 3:03 PM ()
All right Marge do what you have to do and don't get
caught.They may thing that knitting needle is a dangerous
weapon.
comment by fredo on July 9, 2008 2:28 PM ()

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