Life Lesson #1
No matter how full your arms are, never kick a 12, double roll pack of toilet paper down a flight of stairs. It will in all probability burst open. Then you will spend the next ten minutes brushing and blowing bits of grit and goodness knows what else off the entire 12 rolls and wondering if you should tell hubby so he has the option of using the upstairs bathroom.
Life Lesson #2
What hubby doesn't know won't hurt him.
