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The Birds and the Bees

A rather frightening event just happened. I was sitting outside, knitting under our three sided gazebo on the deck when a flock of about 40 - 50 starlings landed in my back yard. As I watched, something must have startled them because the entire flock suddenly flew up, in unison, and landed on my deck. They were sitting on the deck railings, perched on the top of my deck furniture and crapping on the roof of my gazebo. It was like a scene from the movie, The Birds. I sat perfectly still as every, beady little eye turned on me. I was terrified they would decide to fly into my little shelter. I mentally willed them to take wing in the other direction and after what seemed an eternity most of them returned to my grassy yard. Only a few remained to continue to sully the roof over my head.




As I sat writing this article I was drinking the coffee I had poured before going out to knit. I swallowed the last delicious drop and spied this revolting thing at the bottom of my mug.




What a way to start the day.

posted on July 31, 2012 10:01 AM ()

Comments:

i have learned the hard way, when sitting on the porch drink from a cup with a lid on it!
comment by elkhound on Aug 4, 2012 4:37 PM ()
I wouldn't be impressed with the bug in my coffee, but the bird experience would have been neat.
comment by crazylife on Aug 2, 2012 9:40 PM ()
Ugh to both experiences!!
comment by elderjane on Aug 2, 2012 1:16 PM ()
Your description makes me chuckle. That sounds like a lot of birds!!
comment by jerms on July 31, 2012 8:45 PM ()
It was a lot of birds and they were all looking at ME!
reply by nittineedles on Aug 2, 2012 12:54 AM ()
Wow! I'd have been creeped out by all those birds. All I can say about the bug is that maybe the hot coffee killed any germs.
comment by troutbend on July 31, 2012 7:14 PM ()
"Creeped out." Ya, that describes it to a T. The coffee wasn't that hot.
reply by nittineedles on Aug 2, 2012 12:53 AM ()
Geez... although tea attracts more suicidal bugs than coffee does.
comment by jjoohhnn on July 31, 2012 11:26 AM ()
and no sugar or milk. I drink it black.
reply by nittineedles on July 31, 2012 12:27 PM ()

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