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Anyone who has ever been on a diet has got to check out these old Weight Watchers receipt cards: https://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

They're a hoot. Here are a few examples:

"Ever wonder what that movie Carrie would have been like if it had been cast with chickens instead of people and also possibly entirely reconceived as a porno?
No? Well, does it help to know that now you'll never have to? No? Sorry."


"Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want?"


"I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you'll ever be. None of us will. No. No way."


posted on Oct 12, 2008 12:22 PM ()

Comments:

Dude, these things almost made me wet myself the first time I saw them. This site has a complete listing, and I still snort when I read:

https://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
comment by nikilovestoeat on Oct 18, 2008 9:27 PM ()
Troutbend cracks me up. Great post!
comment by jerms on Oct 14, 2008 9:09 AM ()
Think I will pass
comment by grumpy on Oct 13, 2008 1:55 PM ()
ewwww....
comment by hopefields on Oct 12, 2008 5:32 PM ()
This is so funny! Back in the old days I remember Weight Watchers had people boiling down Saccharin to make the most horrible- sounding things all in hopes of emulating real food. There was one recipe that involved diet creme soda cooked down to a syrup and I wondered what carcinogens that would release.
comment by troutbend on Oct 12, 2008 3:49 PM ()

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