There, that'll put the menfolk off reading this article. In less than an hour I will be arriving at the local hospital for my yearly mammogram which I haven't had for about four years. I'm ashamed to admit that I don't even check my breasts monthly. I figure that because breast cancer doesn't run in my family I'll probably never get it. How's that for logical thinking, Mr Spock. This is the beginning of me being more responsible for my health and welfare. I will also be making a doctor's appointment for the yearly checkup I haven't had in......oh, maybe four years and a dental appointment to have my teeth checked....that's also been about four years. I hate having the ladies flattened beyond recognition. I hate Dr Duck and I hate going to the dentist.


