Have fun with this brilliant quiz,

1. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
A: The lady all decked out in feathers standing on the back of a galloping horse.

2. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
A: I'd steal my child back and disappear into the night, with both.

3. What is the most beautiful man-made object?
A: A baby.

4. If you were a migrating bird, where would you fly for the winter?
A: South

5. What is the longest walk you’ve ever taken?
A: 7.65km

6. What item that you don’t currently possess would you most like to have in your home?
A: 52 inch flat screen TV

7. You have arranged an evening with a friend, but on the day preceding your date a special opportunity arises to do something much more exciting. How do you handle the situation?
A: I'd keep the date with my friend.

8. You were on your way to the store to play the lottery, and a friend asked you to play his/her lottery number for them while you were out. The friend asked you to pay for the ticket and he/she would give you the money when you returned. Before you returned with their ticket you found out their number won for $2.5 million. Would you give them the winning ticket even though they never gave you the money to pay for it?
A: I'd give them their ticket and hope for a big fat tip.

9. For $1 million would you be willing to never again see or talk to your best friend?
A: No

10. You’re watching the season premiere episode of your favorite TV show when you receive a call from a friend you haven’t spoken to in a long time. Would you talk to your friend and miss the show, or would you return the call when the show ended?
A: I'd return the call when the show ended.

11. What particular sound annoys you the most?
A:Screeming/whining/crying children

12. You’ve won $25 million in the lottery.
A: Buy a brand new car, a new house in a gated community and made DH retire

13. Your close friend asks - and genuinely wants - your opinion on something, but your opinion is one that he is likely to find quite painful. Would you tell him the truth?
A: Yes but I'd tone it down quite a bit

14. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
A: Not even a rough estimation

15. You've been given the ability to be invisible for 24 hours. What would you do during that time?
A: I'd rather be able to read minds.

16. If you were to name the absolute best gift you ever received as a child, what would it be?
A: My first budgie

17. What one Christmas tradition would you never want to give up?
A: Having as many family members come for Christmas dinner as can make it.

18. What is the largest gift you've ever received?
A: My Dyson vacuum cleaner

19. What is the most expensive gift you've ever received?
A: My Dyson vacuum cleaner

20. What is the most expensive gift you've ever given?
A: The spinning wheel I gave my mom for her birthday

21. What is the best time you've ever had with your family?
A: Christmas

22. If you were at a friend’s house for a holiday dinner and you found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do?
A: I would feign illness and go home because if you think for one minute I'm going to eat ANYTHING in that house you're nuts.

23. What’s the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?
A: Not sure but it's probably sitting in the garage with all the other dumb purchases I've made.

24. What is the most romantic present anyone has ever given you?
A: Anniversary roses

25. What is the most useful gift you’ve ever been given?
A: My Dyson vacuum cleaner