On the first night of Christmas my kitty left for me
The angel from the top of the tree.

On the second night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the third night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the fourth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the fifth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the sixth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the seventh night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the eighth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Eight clip-on birds, seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the ninth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Nine chewed up branches, eight clip-on birds, seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the tenth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Ten tattered stockings, nine chewed up branches, eight clip-on birds, seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the eleventh night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Eleven shiny tinsels, ten tattered stockings, nine chewed up branches, eight clip-on birds, seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

On the twelfth night of Christmas my kitty left for me
Twelve pools of vomit, eleven shiny tinsels, ten tattered stockings, nine chewed up branches, eight clip-on birds, seven broken lights, six plastic icicles, fiiiiive glaaaaass baaaaalls, four untied bows, three shredded presents, two wooden ornaments and the angel from the top of the tree.

Copyright 2005
Margaret Jones