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This morning I awoke, not to the barking pack of wild beasts next door but to the strains of a jackhammer on a tin roof. Terrified, I ran from room to room trying to discern where the racket was coming from. The heat was on. Could it be the furnace? I ran to the basement but everything seemed fine down there and the noise wasn't quite as loud so I went back upstairs thinking that maybe it was coming from outside. What on earth were those inconsiderate neighbours doing now? I opened the sliding glass door and stepped out onto the deck. As I slowly peeked around the corner two moronic woodpeckers flew out from under the eaves. The brainless birds had been attacking our aluminum soffits in search of breakfast. Now I understand the meaning of birdbrained.
posted on Mar 15, 2010 10:20 PM ()
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