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Entertainment > Humor > Vagina
 

Vagina

Isn't that the most shocking word in the dictionary?  It makes you laugh, blush (sorry Mel), get embarrassed, or just want to hide.




I was watching Last Comic Standing last night and the 2 times someone said "Vagina", people laughed.  I did too. 


Va - Gi - Na.

 

It is kinda funny.



There is a family story of mine when my sister was about 2 or 3 and she had some kind of infection going on in her private area so my Mom was nervous that she would be nervous and assured her all the way to the Dr's office that there was nothing to be afraid of and that the Dr was just going to look at it. That's all.  So they walk into the office full of people and my sister blurts out nice and loud, "I'M HERE TO HAVE MY VAGINA LOOKED AT!!"



My Mother about died.


I guess Penis is a funny word too but it just doesn't roll off the tongue as good as Va Gi Na.  Penis sounds like something small and puney that you would cry out when you stub your toe on the coffee table.  While Vagina sounds like something you could demolish a building with. Like GERONIMO!!!!

 

VAGINA!!!

 

I'm going to go text that word to all my friends......

posted on June 27, 2008 10:09 AM ()

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Stop laughing at the place I came from!
comment by andrewtungsk on Aug 14, 2008 2:35 PM ()
Have you ever heard the vagina montalogs (sp)? they were great..
comment by elfie33 on July 9, 2008 3:39 PM ()
Oh God!!!! I laughed OUT LOUD at this! Do you know that my daughter-in-law,(the sweet little thing that she is!) can't bring herself to say the word?
After seeing the play "The Vagina Monologues" I decided that the playwrite named the show just so that it would get attention. I was going to write a male version of the show and call it "Penis Prattle." What do you think?
comment by hayduke on July 9, 2008 9:29 AM ()
That is hilarious... this has inspired me to go text the word vagina to all my friends. And the next time something cruddy happens, I'm yelling out PENIS!!!
comment by jennrud on July 2, 2008 6:10 PM ()
You are so right! I've missed talking to you very much. Hope you are well!
comment by teacherwoman on June 30, 2008 3:39 PM ()
Too freakin funny
comment by shesaidwhat on June 30, 2008 11:37 AM ()
That's too funny... I hope your friends enjoy your totally random text! And of course my face is red -- Of course I can't tell if it's because I just came in from the hot sun outside or because my name was mentioned so close to the word vagina!
comment by mellowdee on June 27, 2008 6:24 PM ()
too funny!
comment by kristilyn3 on June 27, 2008 10:59 AM ()
next time I stub my toe I will say PENIS
comment by elkhound on June 27, 2008 10:26 AM ()
comment by thepirateinthecity on June 27, 2008 10:10 AM ()

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