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Life & Events > The Big Move: Update 2
 

The Big Move: Update 2

Good Tuesday Evening, Blog Pals:
        Well, I spoke with landlady Maybelleen today and gave her my official 30 day notice.  She did a really good job of covering up her sadness,  sorrow , and dismay that I was leaving.  I thought I even saw the hint of a relieved smile tugging at the corners of her mouth but I'm sure that was just a nervous tick of some kind.  I guess now she can rent to all the low lifes, drunks, mental cases and other assorted scum she wishes.  No matter.....I'm outa here.
     I called Unsocial Insecurity  to find out how to go about changing my address and banking information so that my checks will be uninterupted. Called the utilities and arranged to have everything turned off after the 15th of December.  Suffering, my sis-in-law called to confirm that she'd booked my flight and will be sending me the confirmation by mail so's I can hop the plane. I have decided to take the straight through flight and not stop off in Vegas after all.  That would make the flight 8 hours long and, as Suffering pointed out, I am no longer young enough....or physically sound enough, to be running all over the place gambling and stuff.  And I realised she was right.  The non stop flight costs a little more but I will get there in 5 hours time. We did make tentative plans to take a road trip to Sin City at some future  date, which is fine by me.
     I have gotten all my non-esensial clothing, a coupla boxes of books all packed, done some major "de-crapifying" and gone through my impo'tent papers.  I shredded everything with sensitive info on it so dumpster diving dickwads cannot get their thieving paws on it...although I feel sorry for the fool who wants to steal MY identity.  Now all I gotta do is get some cardboard boxes and pack the rest of this shit.  I'm gonna send some essentials on ahead by mail.....sheets, blankets, essensial clothing and so forth that can't fit into my carry-on luggage.  And, because I don't want to be mistaken for a terrorist and cavity searched, I'm leaving behind all liquids, sprays, gels, toenail clippers, nail files, and suppositories.  I do hope my country apprecialtes the sacrifices I make to keep us safe from the drooling, fanatical, bomb throwing jihadist hoards. I wonder if my "doughnut" will count as an extra carryon?
    Well, that's all the news up to this point.  More updates as they occur.

have a good week, everyone

reguards
yer "m'am, you'll have to check that" pal
bugg

posted on Nov 18, 2008 5:31 PM ()

Comments:

YAY YAY YAY!!!!
I am so excited for your new adventure. I can't wait til you are there and settled!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 24, 2008 8:46 AM ()
It is now the 22nd---update time young lady
comment by grumpy on Nov 22, 2008 10:03 AM ()
I'd add a comment, but you have too many the way it is. Anyway, best of luck.
comment by solitaire on Nov 22, 2008 7:51 AM ()
Honey Bugg,
When they say "snow" in Montana, they aren't just whistling Dixie. They can get three feet of snow in a day. Find yourself some at the very least, serious knee-high boots, or expect to need them when you get there. The people at www.sockdreams.com sell cotton stockings, and some nice thigh high and over the knee socks, to go underneath.
Best of luck, and keep us posted. Happy landings!
comment by thestephymore on Nov 21, 2008 4:55 PM ()
Glad you didn't stop off in Vegas. You might have lost your shirt. HA!!!! Best wishes for our New life. Nena
comment by nenah on Nov 21, 2008 8:06 AM ()
Look, change is good. Embrace it pal! It's going to be bette for you, I know. Love and smooches
comment by teacherwoman on Nov 21, 2008 7:52 AM ()
Keep us posted! I so enjoy reading your posts.
comment by sumkindabich on Nov 21, 2008 3:23 AM ()
Wow! You are really ready to go! Some adventure... new place, new places to get to know. But, you should have had the Vegas stop! Great city... where I was married... in blue jeans!
comment by sunlight on Nov 20, 2008 8:45 PM ()
All the best and easiest to you!
comment by elderjane on Nov 20, 2008 5:48 AM ()
I am sure Armando the pool boy is going to miss you. Maybe he has a cousin in your new town.
comment by grumpy on Nov 20, 2008 5:42 AM ()
Moving is such a pain but this will be well worth it!! Just in time for Christmas too!!
comment by texastar on Nov 20, 2008 4:15 AM ()
I have a room that needs to be de-crapified. I knew it needed to be done, I just didn't know what to call it.
comment by beabea on Nov 19, 2008 8:32 PM ()
Time to move on.
comment by fredo on Nov 19, 2008 9:40 AM ()
Some many things to do, huh?!
"De-crapifying"! I love it!!!!
comment by hayduke on Nov 19, 2008 9:26 AM ()
You are so incredibly funny in your writings! I really love reading your blog. I hope you get everything done that needs to get done. Kelli
comment by hopefields on Nov 19, 2008 2:18 AM ()
You are so incredibly funny in your writings! I really love reading your blog. I hope you get everything done that needs to get done. Kelli
comment by hopefields on Nov 19, 2008 2:17 AM ()
Does Mr. Bill know about this move?
comment by cindy on Nov 18, 2008 7:54 PM ()
You could put the liquids, sprays, gels, toenail clippers, nail files, and suppositories in between your sheets, blankets, clothes, etc.
comment by greatmartin on Nov 18, 2008 7:13 PM ()
I am sure you will be missed. You sound like you would be great as a tenant!
It is going to be so great to be so close to your family.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Nov 18, 2008 6:47 PM ()
I agree with mzscarlett!
comment by anniel on Nov 18, 2008 6:27 PM ()
Be sure to have a computer ready when you get there! We cannot do without our Buggs Report!
comment by mzscarlett on Nov 18, 2008 6:02 PM ()
Good for you Bugg, I am sure you will enjoy the new living conditions. Change is good. Too bad about not stopping at Vegas, who knows you might have seen our ol pal Paulie Walnuts! He has been missing since Denver.
Keep us informed and when you get settled get on line and let us know how ya are doin.
comment by saito56 on Nov 18, 2008 5:47 PM ()

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