Lets see what names we would be if we were other professions/people! Erase my answers and replace them with your witty ones, then forward to as many friends and family that you think would play along....plus return it to me as well!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Margaret Mary um.....Smith? Ya, Smith sounds good.

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( mother and fathers middle names )
Mom has no middle name Ambrose

3. NASCAR NAME: ( first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Ernest Walter

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Smima

5. DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color , favorite animal)
Teal Kitty (sounds more like a porn star)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Mary Montreal

7. SUPER HERO NAME: (2nd fav color , fav drink , add " THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Bailey's

8. FLY NAME: ( first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Math

9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Monster

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Peaches Windemere

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first 3 letters of last name plus izzle )
Smiizzle

13. YOUR IRAQI .. NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) :
Aimaetith

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Angel

15. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/ cologne, fav candy )
White Shoulders Oh Henry