The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one,
The little one stops to suck his thumb
And they all go marching down around the town
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Now I understand that song. The BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! is me stomping the little buggers flat. Ants have invaded my home again. We had a couple of nice sunny days and every single ant egg hatched in the warmth. They are on my floors, baseboards, walls, windows, dining table, kitchen counters and stove top. I even found one on my tea towel.


These guys thought they were safe from the bottom of my shoe because they were not on the floor. RIP ants.


Here are some more on the baseboards. You RIP too.


RIP you poison sucking creepy crawlers.


Don't worry folks. I'm not exposing my precious kitties to ant poison. This old baby gate covers it quite nicely.


I know where you live, up there in my attic. Do you think I don't see you sneaking out that little hole beside the fireplace bricks? Suck up that poison and take it back to your nest. Feed it to your babies so that all of you will die! Die! DIE!

I don't like bugs and I especially don't like them making themselves at home in MY home. First thing Monday morning the exterminator will be contacted. I don't care how many jobs he has ahead of us. I consider this infestation to be an emergency.