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Life & Events > Relationships > Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
 

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

If you haven't seen this before, have a laugh.

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband’d help. When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to counseling, and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

John


xx, Teal

posted on Feb 24, 2012 6:23 AM ()

Comments:

Still laughing!
comment by susil on Mar 9, 2012 1:41 PM ()
That's how Mr. Tbend would look at it. But he's trained himself not to say those things out loud.
comment by troutbend on Feb 25, 2012 1:43 PM ()
Ain't it the truth!
comment by solitaire on Feb 25, 2012 6:18 AM ()
Too funny. Love it.
comment by boots586 on Feb 24, 2012 10:18 PM ()
Priceless!! LOL!!!
comment by gapeach on Feb 24, 2012 6:59 PM ()
That was funny and I liked it.
comment by elderjane on Feb 24, 2012 4:26 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Feb 24, 2012 3:40 PM ()
That is so funny.
comment by fredo on Feb 24, 2012 11:34 AM ()
comment by marta on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 AM ()
LOVE IT!!!!!!
comment by greatmartin on Feb 24, 2012 7:30 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 24, 2012 6:49 AM ()

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