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Just when you think nothing else stupid could fit in your ear...along comes someone with a mouth that should be super-glued shut.
I was listening to a couple of "dudes" conversing about the dangers of living in my beloved state. They were talking about having guns, guard dogs and even packing up enough food to last for several weeks. They noted that we do live "up in the mountains and not in the big city like Hotlanta where stuff happens".
I'm sorry, but I just had to keep listening. You know, stuff just catches your attention and you cannot stop.
When they got to the part about Russians invading Georgia....I nearly lost my breath and ability to control my lady-like self. I quickly paid for my light bulbs (of course I was at WallyWorld) and ran out the door where Hubby was waiting with motor running for a quick get away. I always feel my IQ drop about 20 points when I walk through the doors.
Those "dudes" were talking about Russians invading our wonderfully simple, yet elegant and magnificant state of Georgia in the US of A! Not Georgia in the area of the Soviet Union.
It took me several miles before I could catch my breath and tell Hubby about their conversation without bursting into uncontrolable laughter. Tears streamed down my face and I actually snorted a couple of times.
Yep, them Russians is invading Georgia. Pa, grab yor gun and get Rufus the wonderdog....we can cut 'em off at the pass.
Oh dear God...they walk among us and reproduce. The only way these men could have heard this on the news was to catch a few words as they "channel surfed" looking for wrestling matches or fishing shows.
Mz Scarlett...do tell me they were just joking!
