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Life & Events > How I Got My Nickname
 

How I Got My Nickname

 

Years ago when I was freshly divorced from my 2nd husband and going to college, I was asked by a friend to work for her being a phone girl at her escort agency.  The hours were nights and I could do my homework while I was there so I agreed. 

She had me meet with a lawyer to learn all the laws about the escorts.   What they were allowed to do with a client and where I could send them.  Then she stuck me on the phones.

Most men would call up, ask about the girls and I would try to sell him the girls I had that I knew I could get ahold of at the time and they would book her. I would send my bodyguard to pick her up and he would take her to the date.  Then when it was over, he would drive her to the office and she would pay me the agency's take plus my tip.  See if a girl was nice to me and knew I would sell her, she would/should tip me out.  But here was my MISTAKE my first week. 

See everyone there had a fake name.  I didn't know anyone's real name and they didn't know mine.  I picked the name Meranda.  The day I met the girls they all were very nice during introductions and then one of them said "Meranda, you are SO pretty!! you shouldn't be on the phones!! You should escort!" 

And stupid ME without thinking disgustingly said "NO WAY!! I would NEVER lower myself to that level"

Needless to say - I wasn't very liked there after that and my tips SUCKED ass.

posted on Nov 19, 2008 9:07 AM ()

Comments:

Whoops!
comment by mellowdee on Nov 21, 2008 5:41 PM ()
Ha!
comment by janetk on Nov 20, 2008 11:34 AM ()
Ooops
comment by stiva on Nov 20, 2008 9:44 AM ()
Hayduke's father has it right.
comment by anniel on Nov 19, 2008 1:23 PM ()
Oh Man! Can't believe you did that but boy it's times that those that you truly learn to think before you speak (for the next time you're about to put your foot in your mouth )
comment by shesaidwhat on Nov 19, 2008 1:05 PM ()
As my sainted father was fond of saying to me, "Jim, you just missed another GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to keep your goddamned mouth shut!"
comment by hayduke on Nov 19, 2008 12:24 PM ()
Wow! Did you stay there long???
comment by turftoe331 on Nov 19, 2008 9:24 AM ()
Oopsy....
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 19, 2008 9:20 AM ()

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