Ted watches some funky tv, so when he asked me to come watch
a program with him I was less than thrilled. It turned out
to be riveting. It was toddler beauty contest between four
and five year olds. The costumes were fabulous. They were
teased, made up and taught some very sexual moves. The
mothers and daughters were equally competitive. It focused on two little girls, Eden and Mckenzie. Last year McKenzie
had won the supreme Princess title and was determined to
again. They were equally beautiful children.

They scowled at each other's performances and when Eden was
asked what her goal in life was, she replied, "To rule the
world." The upshot of the contest was that McKenzie had a
melt down because her costume hurt and only won one minor
prize. Eden won assistant Supreme Princess and was enraged
because she didn't also win the pink canopy bed and the
thousand dollar prize. She had won four additional prizes.
Both little ones left the pageant crying.

You know I am an old fashioned soul and hate this sort of
things. One of Ashley's friends stayed on the pageant
circut until her mother was completely drained financially.
she frequently spends the night with Ashley and she is still
in diapers at nine years old. You can't tell me all those
lessons and the pressure didn't have something to do with it.

Little Jon Benet Ramsey should have taught these mothers a
lesson. There are too many pedophiles around.