Sept 15, 2022
A couple of weeks ago, sitting in a chair by our computer for about 15 minutes, my wife asked if she could clear off some of her mail on the computer so I got up but when she sat down she told me the...
Aug 23, 2022
When asking for a military discount for a recent car purchase, I mentioned I thought I was eligible for such a discount as my mother had a cousin who was an army obstetrician. Also I had to report fo...
Aug 11, 2022
Who knew? Specially trained species of giant cockroaches (Periplaneta americana) are now being employed by Amazon to work as chauffeurs for some of the top executives across America. The cockroaches ...
Aug 11, 2022
TOMBSTONE RIP-OFF Federal authorities are investigating the alleged rip-off charges by a juvenile gang in Tombstone, Arizona known as the Clantonite Tykes Their misleading signage only allows for just...
July 24, 2022
Scientists , biologists, oceanographers, and ichthyologists from all over the world are arriving everyday by boatloads to Oakland Lake in Bayside, Queens, New York where a large humpback whale has my...
June 28, 2022
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNAFISH The highly acclaimed tuning fork industry is looking for the highest qualified candidates to design tuning forks in this esteemed lucrative career. Tuning ...
June 21, 2022
THEY GOT BALLS The USTA Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows, , Queens is now accepting applications for men and women for the upcoming tennis event. I have contacted the tennis center and requested an a...
June 10, 2022
Engineers of the Bridge and Tunnel Authority in New York City have developed the most novel approach yet to be able to quickly move commuters between the boroughs . The first planned Sky Tunnel is in...
June 3, 2022
REWARDING CAREER NOT FOR EVERYONE The New School (New York City ) is offering it's hands on all day seminar pickpocketing course for individuals in need of money NOW. This is a wonderful lucrative rew...
May 21, 2022
If Covid wasn't enough, now we hear about more and more cases of monkey pox. Add to that the rising numbers of hippotitis across the globe. Fortunately , hippotitis seems to be only transmitted when b...
May 21, 2022
HOW DO THEY GET THERE? I always am amazed when I come in from taking a walk, especially after a rain when the sidewalk or streets are still damp, how the hell does the right size twig or pebble or lea...
May 9, 2022
My nephew at an upstate New York University recently attended a Toga party. His mom was concerned after hearing that these parties often involved excessive drinking and raucous ruckus and sometimes l...
Apr 16, 2022
Scientists in Hulett, Wyoming have carefully examined what residents believed to be a meteorite here in this residential red neck community. After painful inch by inch scrutinizing and then taste tes...
Apr 1, 2022
Scientists at the esteemed Cold Springs Harbor Laboratories on Long Island, New York have discovered that shark milk has about 10 times the nutritional value of your Elsie the Cow's milk or any of the...
Mar 14, 2022
The world's foremost anthropologists and archaeologists have determined that very ancient man during the reign of the dinosaurs had used passwords to enter their cryptocurrency accounts. This astonis...
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