July 6, 2025
I had double inguinal laproscopic hernia surgery last week. Say that three times fast. I'm walking ok but my surgeon said to hold off on Bungeee jumping, figure skating and bowling for a few weeks. I ...
May 7, 2025
As the Papillon Enclave in the Sixteenth Chapel is soon to begin, odds makers in Las Vegas are already predicting who might win . The longshot candidates should not be ruled out include Shlomo O'Brien...
Mar 23, 2025
With the rising prices and shortages of eggs, it was only a matter of time before ABA (American Bovine Association ) advocated the use of cow eggs. High in protein and low in cholesterol , cow eggs m...
Feb 22, 2025
So my daughter got a bunch of used and unused baby clothes from a friend for my granddaughter. In the bags of clothes was a brand new adult size shirt that fit me fine BUT the freaking buttons were o...
Feb 22, 2025
So my daughter got a bunch of used and unused baby clothes from a friend for my granddaughter. In the bags of clothes was a brand new adult size shirt that fit me fine BUT the freaking buttons were o...
Jan 31, 2025
I went to see my internist as some of these spider veins on my knees seem more prominent and unsightly. My doc said no need to worry but recommended an arachnologist for me to see whose website I loo...
Jan 26, 2025
Last night I had a dream that I ate a bag of potato chips and didn't offer any to my wife . She got very angry at me for not offering her any . She had a similar dream last night too that she ate a ba...
Jan 10, 2025
Aquamarine scientists at the Sea of Galilee have recently discovered these waters contain an incredible number of the appetizing species of fish called Pesach ickythyoraus , better known as the gefil...
Dec 12, 2024
I thought my wife was getting too fat from baking cakes all the time and eating such big portions. I was going to the supermarket every week to purchase flour with brands like Pillsbury, Gold Medal, ...
Oct 30, 2024
My eye doctor was arrested last week for lewd behavior. Patients complained he was observing them with a naked eye. ...
Oct 12, 2024
DUST COLLECTION A new hobby has taken the nation by storm with so much dust available everywhere. According to the NDA (National Dust Academy ), dust collection has surpassed rock and even shell colle...
Sept 19, 2024
WORLD'S DEEPEST LIGHTHOUSE THE ILA (INTERNATIONAL LIGHTHOUSE ASSOCIATION ) has just completed building the deepest lighthouse in the Atlantic Ocean to help the marine life at these great depths naviga...
Sept 8, 2024
Years ago I dated a girl named Ana who was one of five quintuplets. She was the first to be born and to avoid confusion her parents named her ANA 1 . After ANA 2 and ANA 3 were born, the last two qui...
Aug 29, 2024
Hand writing experts have found some manuscripts from an old castle in Transylvania that has been closed up with fences around it for decades . Some scientists believe that a vampire once lived in th...
Aug 29, 2024
So I was in a Costco today shopping with my wife and was hungry for one of their tasty giant hot dogs and oversized roll for an unbeatable $1.50 which includes a large refillable drink. My wife said ...
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