May 21, 2022
If Covid wasn't enough, now we hear about more and more cases of monkey pox. Add to that the rising numbers of hippotitis across the globe. Fortunately , hippotitis seems to be only transmitted when b...
May 21, 2022
HOW DO THEY GET THERE? I always am amazed when I come in from taking a walk, especially after a rain when the sidewalk or streets are still damp, how the hell does the right size twig or pebble or lea...
May 9, 2022
My nephew at an upstate New York University recently attended a Toga party. His mom was concerned after hearing that these parties often involved excessive drinking and raucous ruckus and sometimes l...
Apr 16, 2022
Scientists in Hulett, Wyoming have carefully examined what residents believed to be a meteorite here in this residential red neck community. After painful inch by inch scrutinizing and then taste tes...
Apr 1, 2022
Scientists at the esteemed Cold Springs Harbor Laboratories on Long Island, New York have discovered that shark milk has about 10 times the nutritional value of your Elsie the Cow's milk or any of the...
Mar 14, 2022
The world's foremost anthropologists and archaeologists have determined that very ancient man during the reign of the dinosaurs had used passwords to enter their cryptocurrency accounts. This astonis...
Mar 2, 2022
NEW USA CURRENCY Congress and the US Mint Department are proposing a new form of currency starting in America on 2024. Many people already have a lot of this currency in their homes which they never k...
Mar 2, 2022
DON'T TRIP OVER YOUR FEET The third documented case of quadrosapienism (being born with 4 legs in humans) was reported last night at Lenox Hill Hospital in Da Bronx, NY. This extremely rare condition ...
Feb 21, 2022
NEW NATIONAL SYMBOL With growing protests around the country about the American bald eagle being the nation's national symbol, the National Audubon Society has announced starting on July 4th, 2022, th...
Feb 18, 2022
CONFUSING BRIDGE SIGN Now when I think of a bridge I'm driving over, I think of a bridge like in the photo below, not by the definition of a pathway over a depression or an obstacle like the dozens of...
Feb 14, 2022
NEW DISEASE CAUSING CONCERN The CDC has announced an outbreak of chicken feet in 6 states now: New Hampshire, Wyoming, New York, Texas, Nebraska, and Florida. This highly contagious disease , although...
Feb 5, 2022
Ketchup, Catsup.....However you want to say it or spell it, it may soon be gone... Court battles are raging now to see if this condiment gets removed permanently from your grocery and department stor...
Jan 24, 2022
In an unprecedented paypal decision, , Pope Francis has decided to throw in the towel , his robe, cassock, and yamulke and enter the 2024 race to become President of the United States of America. See...
Jan 23, 2022
It's one of the most talked-about holiday traditions, and if you're in need of a unique Valentine's Day gift, the Bronx Zoo in New York has just the thing. The "Name a Roach" gift package is back, giv...
Dec 9, 2021
The time has come the walrus said. I agree. The time has come to get to the bottom of some nursery rhyme lingo. I was reading about the life and times of Little Miss Muffet the other day. What the he...
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