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Entertainment > Putting on My Running Shoes

Putting on My Running Shoes

I have lost a total of seventeen pounds! The world has not ended and I have only verbally attacked the total of thirty two people and one box of donuts.

Fifteen grams or less of sugar is what I am allowing myself. I had to nap daily and and stay out of public for the first two weeks, but now I think I am okay.

I was asked to audition for a spot on Nickelodeons Nick Moms Night Out. It was awesome. I think I nailed it, but I won't know for a few weeks. The executive producer said my performance was "AWESOME"... That was enough for me. These people know I exist and what I do on stage, if I don't get a spot my heart won't be broke. So I say...

It has been hard work man! Trying to find the balance of motherhood and my dream has been tricky. I don't want my dream to become their nightmare. I want us all to have it all.

The next few months I am going to be running and running and running. I try to only perform every other weekend. I am on "The Angry Moms of Comedy Tour" so I will be doing more and traveling farther. We take the tour national in May.

Success is sweet and scary all at the same time. When I get trapped in my head stressing out I try to remind myself of how life use to be. I remember the struggle of single motherhood. I remember not having a car or firewood and the year me and the kids got gifts from the Salvation Army for Christmas. I remember shut off notices and three day eviction papers.

So yes with all that said I sit here today a happy woman living the dream.

posted on Jan 18, 2013 10:22 PM ()


National??? Will ub coming to DC? I am so happy for you!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Jan 22, 2013 6:43 AM ()
No DC dates yet... You know you will be the first to know!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:57 PM ()
had to laugh at that first----gooduponya ya deserve a medal
comment by kevinshere on Jan 20, 2013 10:56 PM ()
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:57 PM ()
Congratulations, on living the dream, on your recent audition, and on losing 17 lbs!!! You go girl! Sounds like you've been pretty successful at keeping that delicate balance. Not an easy thing.
comment by maggiemae on Jan 20, 2013 6:38 PM ()
Thank you.
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:57 PM ()
I love donuts so much I don't even think about eating one, because one is never enough. The day I find out I'm dying of some incurable disease, I'm going to buy a dozen assorted donuts, including glazed raised, cinnamon spice cake, old fashioned style, and some of those crullers, and I am going to eat every one of them - no sharing; some of them I am going to warm up briefly in the microwave so they'll be like hot Krispy Kremes. Come to think of it, I might need 2 dozen because I've mentioned 4 kinds, and that would only be 3 of each kind in a dozen.
comment by troutbend on Jan 19, 2013 4:28 PM ()
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:58 PM ()
Congratulations on all of your successes.
comment by nittineedles on Jan 19, 2013 10:30 AM ()
Thank you!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:58 PM ()
Your humor is welcomed here. I've been busy with things other than social networking. You know, like my classes over at the Lance Armstrong School of Humility. etc. When you live with ten cats there is little to laugh about unless you like wanton havoc and puke spots on the carpet. You go, Girl!
comment by jondude on Jan 19, 2013 6:15 AM ()
Jon your cat posts have inspired Wild Cat dreams!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 8:59 PM ()
I am so happy for you. You are a very funny woman and deserve to live
the dream. Sometimes when we have had it hard, it makes success and
happiness even sweeter.
comment by elderjane on Jan 19, 2013 5:41 AM ()
Thank you! It is has been a long road... I am excited for the future!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Jan 29, 2013 9:01 PM ()

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