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Parenting & Family > Motherhood > Wheres Waldo the God Edition

Wheres Waldo the God Edition

I have a few friends that have found God. Not just continued to believe in God but found HIM! Now let me sound judgmental for a minute:

Reborn and new findings of God are hard for me. It is not just God it is any new found life changing obsessions someone has discovered. From Jesus to Juicing can we just have a normal conversation??? I don't want scripture or recipes I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK! I want gossip and a mother loving brownie. OKAY?

I am just waiting for the new to wear off. People just get so excited and engulfed when something is shiny and new. They are high on the Spirit of the Lord and fresh beet juice. I am not high. I had some tang earlier and I never lost or not known faith.

I don't need to be preached to. I am not a lost sheep. I don't feel alone or like some sort of meaning in missing in my life. I have not played Where's waldo The God Edition..

Here is just a little simple fact:

The majority of those I have know to find God and preach the exciting word have also then became a pinch more judgmental, unkind and down right holier than thou...

Can't we just be friends? Can we please just have communication that doesn't end with Praise Jesus or the perfect blend of juice that would get rid of my water retention.

I know about my sins and the bags under my eyes. You do not need to fix anything and please stop the analyzing! Just let me be.

How about with closed mouths we walk the walk. Talk is cheap. So by all means pray for me (when I am not around) and make me some damn Juice!

posted on Oct 23, 2013 10:19 AM ()


It's like when our jolly fat friends lose a bunch of weight - the new healthy eating takes over their lives and they are just not fun any more.
comment by troutbend on Oct 24, 2013 9:16 PM ()
I have tried God and I have tried juicing and neither worked for me.
However, milk Chocolate and ice cream do wonders!
comment by elderjane on Oct 24, 2013 7:59 PM ()

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