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Entertainment > Humor > Momma Bear on Cell Block 6
 

Momma Bear on Cell Block 6

A kid bullied my kid right in front of me today.... Obviously this child had never poked a Momma Bear. Well young Sir may I introduce you to Momma Bear? Oh watch out Son MOMMA BEAR WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Momma Bear wanted to follow this little prick home and punch his momma in the face for this disrespectful piece of slime that thinks its funny to bully her poor little socially awkward baby cakes.

You know Mr. Bully was small for his age and had this giant head. This has to be the root of his bully career. I do not think it was because he was bullied for these flaws. He does not carry his big ass noggin that way. He wears it like the Golden ticket.

I believe he was some sort of miracle child. Perhaps his parents waited and waited to have his sorry ass. He was taught he was some sort of little God. Too much self esteem. He thinks the world revolves around his vainglorious cranium. He had enough confidence to look Momma Bear in the eyes and egg on her child. SON OF A BITCH!

Momma Bear paced the arrogant little ass and had racing thoughts of spanking a strangers child and how perhaps this would fix his whole life. Oh man she was right within reach to swoop him off his feet and change his existence. Make him humble and kind and better... MAKE HIM LIVE IN FEAR OF MOMMA BEARS FOREVER!!!

Instead she retreated to the principle office and reported this nuisance.

That bastard had no idea how lucky he was that this Momma Bear has been to jail and did not want to go back! Oh God Momma Bear started calculating bail money, time off work for court and the humiliation of slipping from grace into the "I will Cut a Cub Bitch".

Not worth it, but oh how tempting. Days of playing Dominoes for soups and stamps. She likes jail house slippers and convict stories. All day napping just to wake up to eat a hot dog slice o bread and fresh out of the County Jail oven sugar cookies.... An hour of exercise every day and collect calls to the man.... Well enough fantasizing for Momma Bear. Good night...






posted on Jan 29, 2013 8:24 PM ()

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comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 10, 2013 12:28 PM ()
Bloody bit of #### he is, reporting him was the sensible thing to do
comment by kevinshere on Jan 30, 2013 10:47 PM ()
comment by troutbend on Jan 30, 2013 12:54 PM ()
Congratulations on your self restraint. Love it!!!
comment by elderjane on Jan 30, 2013 5:43 AM ()

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