Last night I had this nightmare.....



I was on stage doing something and I was waiting for the cue to sneak off to go pee. I was standing there waiting and finally got the wave to go ahead and exit. I ran to the back and into a bathroom. The bathroom was made up of endless stalls going on and on as far as I could see. The bathroom was an institutional grey with a dark green floor. I was scared of all the stalls and walked and walked until I found one that I could get into.

I walked into the stall and entered a room about the size of a walk in closet. There are two shelves that run all the way around the room and they are full of CAKES. All kinds of cakes all different colors. I didn't need to pee anymore, I was starving. I felt like I was not suppose to touch these cakes but I was so hungry.

I walked as close as I could to the shelves and swiped my fingers into the sides on random cakes like it was a accident. That frosting tasted as good as it looked. I went a little crazy on one cake and knew they would know (i don't know who they are). I grabbed the cake and put it under the bed that was in the middle of the room.

Soon I was on my knees peaking over the side of the bed while I grabbed chunks of cake and shoved it into my mouth. I had frosting everywhere and I was scared out of my mind watching the door.

This guy kicks in the door and he had a fat belt and he is going to strangle me. This voice comes from the corner and yells to me "YOU HAVE TO DO IT!" I looked down and I was holding a short cord about six inches long. I jump up and start to chase the guy that has the belt. He is running for his life from me and my cord that has turned in to thread.

I finally got him. In my dream I caught him with the thread around his neck and then I woke up.

This dream was brought to you by the secret slice of cheese cake I hid in the fridge last night. I think...