A friend sent me this ... I love it.

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. The boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

Here is the top ten list.

10. Viagra - Whaazzzz up?

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock.

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra - Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra - Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the Whopper.

2. Viagra: We bring good things to Life.


And the unanimous number one:

1. This is your peepee - and this is your peepee on drugs.

xx. Teal