There's a loaded question for you. Really, how big is God?

Is he (she, it, whatever-and no caps) human size (in our image)?

Is he small enough to see minute things, even microscopic?

Is he as big as a house?

Is he actually inside the church, or looking from above (like a blimp)? And, as an aside, can he see through walls?

When he's watching a football game, can he see all 100,000 people at the same time? (And did he influence the outcome of the game?) And while I'm at it, I wonder why he didn't prevent the holocaust or Civil War or murder or.....

Can he be in two places at the same time? LA and NYC, for example. How about a bazillion places at once?

Is he earth bound? What about other stars, let alone galaxies? I mean, they're pretty far away (like billions of light years). Gee, I'd hate to be "out there" and ignored.

Do you suppose he's just hanging around, his eye on every sparrow? I wonder what his eye looks like? Can he really see ("God is watching us" Bette Midler)?

Do human beings really believe god is a fact? Are we really that a) naive b) superstitious c) ignorant d) faithful e) stupid?