I am giving my kitten away because after my ex moved out, I decided 3 cats was way too much so I put this ad in the classified ad's today:

SWYMC (single white/yellow male cat) looking for SNAF (single non-allergic family)
Enjoys long naps in the sun and a good belly rub.
Watching movies late into the night with a big bowl of popcorn.
Sleeping in late on weekends and bird watching in the afternoons.
Torturing the dog and playing with string.
Eating gourmet meals and taking long baths.
Will also kill all those pesky bugs and rodents within a mile radius of your home.
I don't drink but I do indulge in a little " cat nip" once in a while.
If interested, call my human at ***-**** after 4:00 and you can come get me.