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Humor for those of who have had to put up w/ kids who have had answers like these
And for those who were those kids.
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TEACHER:Â Â Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Â Â Â Â Â Â Here it is.
TEACHER:Â Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Maria.
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TEACHER:Â John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:Â Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:Â Â Â Â Â Â K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:Â No, that's wrong
GLENN:Â Â Â Â Â Â Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:Â Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:Â Â Â Â H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:Â What are you talking about?
DONALD:Â Â Â Â Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:Â Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:Â Â Â Â Me!
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TEACHER:Â Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:Â Â Â Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:         I is….
TEACHER:Â Â Â No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'   Â
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:    Because George still had the axe in his hand. Â
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TEACHER:Â Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:Â Â Â Â Â No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:Â Â Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:      No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:Â Â Â Â Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:Â Â Â Â Â Â A teacher
