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How many members of the McCain/Bush/Schmit/Rove campaign does it take to change a light bulb?
1) One to deny the light bulb needs changed
2) One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3) One to blame the American Voters for burning out the light bulb
4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs
5) One to give a Trillion dollars to Wall Street for a new light bulb
6) One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder, under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7) One campaign insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how McCain/Bush/Schmit/Rove was literally in the dark and out of touch with the American Voter.
8) One to viciously smear #7
9) Sarah Palin to campaign on tv and at rallies on how John McCain has had a strong lightbulb changing policy all along
10) And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
disclaimer: this joke courtesy of a comment on a Newsweek article. I just thought it was hysterical and wanted to pass it along.
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