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Republicans and Light Bulbs

How many members of the McCain/Bush/Schmit/Rove campaign does it take to change a light bulb?

1) One to deny the light bulb needs changed

2) One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed

3) One to blame the American Voters for burning out the light bulb

4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs

5) One to give a Trillion dollars to Wall Street for a new light bulb

6) One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder, under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"

7) One campaign insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how McCain/Bush/Schmit/Rove was literally in the dark and out of touch with the American Voter.

8) One to viciously smear #7

9) Sarah Palin to campaign  on tv and at rallies on how John McCain has had a strong lightbulb changing policy all along

10) And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.



disclaimer: this joke courtesy of a comment on a Newsweek article.  I just thought it was hysterical and wanted to pass it along.

reguards
yer lmao pal
bugg















posted on Oct 6, 2008 6:15 AM ()

Comments:

Sounds great Buggs!! I think I will dress them up just like in the movie The Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Such a cute movie and it is #1 right now.
comment by texastar on Oct 11, 2008 10:12 PM ()
Funny Buggs!! You know I'm a Rep. but thought these were funny my friend!
comment by texastar on Oct 10, 2008 4:54 AM ()
comment by cindy on Oct 9, 2008 7:48 PM ()
Good post, I loved Hayduke's commetnt.
comment by elderjane on Oct 9, 2008 4:37 AM ()
Not as many as the Democrats need.I'll be there to help them. Don't hate me, if I didn't vote for you Buggs. I still love you.
comment by nenah on Oct 8, 2008 8:38 AM ()
I done paster yer pickture all over them Smoky Mountains. Yep, I spent the past five days with staple gun in one hand, posters in the other and Hubby racing along beside me with the ladder. I think you got the HillBilly vote purty much tied up in a burlap bag.
comment by mzscarlett on Oct 7, 2008 7:34 PM ()
[LOL way to go bugg
comment by oldroan on Oct 7, 2008 3:30 PM ()
comment by hopefields on Oct 7, 2008 12:53 AM ()
TFF buggs
comment by strider333 on Oct 6, 2008 7:18 PM ()
comment by grumpy on Oct 6, 2008 3:49 PM ()
Very good, indeed.
comment by angiedw on Oct 6, 2008 1:53 PM ()
That was funny.I do know how many republicans it takes to screw in a lightbulb: Two! I just don't know how they got inside.
comment by draco on Oct 6, 2008 1:21 PM ()
do not know how to screw a lightbulb.But I can screw others
things.Oh!what do I know.Screwball Fredo
comment by fredo on Oct 6, 2008 10:29 AM ()
These are GREAT! How about 11. One to bat her overly mascara-ed lashes and declare that she can SEE lightbulbs from her back porch!
comment by hayduke on Oct 6, 2008 10:04 AM ()
This was so funny! Thanks for posting it!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Oct 6, 2008 8:41 AM ()
Very good!
comment by jondude on Oct 6, 2008 6:39 AM ()
comment by marta on Oct 6, 2008 6:31 AM ()

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