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Life & Events > Annual Gridiron Clash Tonight
 

Annual Gridiron Clash Tonight

Good Friday Evening, MyBloggerstown:
     Well, its time once again for the football game that everyone in town has been waiting all season for.  Yes, friends, tonight is the night that crosstown rivals Devil's Asshole High(my alma mater) and Devil's Asshole South High(scumbag central) hold their traditional joust for town bragging rights. The DAH Fighting Algae and the DASH Thundering Chipmunks both have had less than winning seasons this year so it should be an evenly matched contest.  It should be interesting and its a fine night for football. They interviewed both coaches on the local sports and both were optimistic if not terribly original.
Coach George "Whizzer" Jockitch, DAH head coach:   "Wall, we jes gotta git in thar an' keep our heads in the game.
Coach Leroy "Buddy" Butthead, DASH head coach:   " Dis hur's an impo'tent game and we jes need to stay focused."
If I were about (mumble mumble)years younger I would be right there but as I've matured,somehow the idear of sitting on hard bleachers agrevating my hemmrhoids, getting splinters in my ass and catching my death in the night air only to watch the Algae probably loose just doesn't appeal the way it used to. So, I'll stay home and watch the taped highlights on the news at eleven.

have a good long weekend everyone

reguards
yer knowing my limitations pal
bugg

 

posted on Oct 10, 2008 4:56 PM ()

Comments:

OK ====who won, where is the recap
comment by grumpy on Oct 13, 2008 10:47 AM ()
I hope your team won. Let us know!!!
comment by sumkindabich on Oct 11, 2008 6:32 AM ()
I gotta tell you, I just love the way your write and word things. It gets a laugh out of me every single time!
comment by hopefields on Oct 11, 2008 3:51 AM ()
Best wishes to the Algae! Have a great weekend, Bugg!
comment by marta on Oct 10, 2008 6:37 PM ()
Sorry Honey, we are getting set for the clash of the titans tomorrow. Just ask your Cuz Red Impala. The Sooners are numbah ONE.
comment by elderjane on Oct 10, 2008 5:24 PM ()
Enjoy your night Buggs.... ( we may have to have a meeting soon, this situation with our $$ in this country requires minds like "THe Buggs")
comment by cindy on Oct 10, 2008 5:13 PM ()

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