Good Monday Morn, MyBloggerstown(or is it MyBloggersville now? I am confused):
    I am sooo proud of myself. I actually got my lazy duff in gear and went for a walk two(count 'em TWO) mornings in a row. I just walked around the block and it took about twenty minutes. I knew my chest would hurt and all my joints would mutiny but I feel good knowing I've done something positive. It was especially nice yesterday morning. So quiet and peacefull in the pre-dawn crispness. No traffic, school kids, or neighbors....just quiet. As I doddered by a number of houses I caught the delicious aromas of breakfasts being prepared. Hardly anything smells as wonderful as coffee perking and/or bacon frying wafting on the morning air. Add to that the faint whiff of the changing autumn leaves and, well, I don't suppose Heaven gets any better than that.
    Well, the presidential race is tightening...with Mr. Obama (Jackass-Illinois) pulling ahead. I dunno. I strongly suspect that people are lying to polsters and are going to vote much differently than the opinion polls indicate. Case in point: I was looking at an electorial map on some news website or other and it shows that my state(West By God Virginia) has gone from being a solid McCain(Codger-Arizona) to a toss up state. It does not seem accurate from what information I've been able to personally discern. Everyone around here pretty much swears they'd never vote for Obama as long as they have a hole in their ass because he's a Muslim/terroist/foriegner/jihadist/communist/liberal/ /drug addict/litterbug(check all that apply). But we all know the real reason, don't we ladies and germs. If he were some Irish guy named Barry O'Bama he'd be 20 points ahead in this benighted state where both senators and two out of the three Representatives are Democrats. Some loon got up at a McCain rally the other day and said she didn't trust Obama "because he's an Arab". Now, to his credit, Mr. McCain corrected her and set her straight but we all know what word she wanted to use.
    While we're on politics, I see where some IQ challenged pinheads are bringing up Mr. Obama's middle name again. Oh, how many times are we gonna beat THAT dead horse. His name happens to be Barack Huesen Obama, Jr. He was named after his father. "Huesen" was his grandfather's name. Just because it happens to be the same as a famous international buttwipe doesn't mean Mr. Obama is a drooling, fanatical, Muslim bent on destroying the Great Satan. If you follow this asinine logic, John SIDNEY McCain would be a nerdy accountant, Joe BIDEN would be a drunken, beligerent lepricaun, Dwight David EISENHOWER would have been a Nazi, Mario CUOMO would be a Mafia don and Honey JASPER Bugg would be either an old West prospector or a cocker spaniel(although, the term "bitch" has been used in connection with me on an occasion or six..har har). If I were Mr. Obama I would do as JFK did when similar numbnuts casted dispersions on his Catholicism...he hung a lantern on it. I would make a speech to the nation and say something like ..."Look, my name is Barack HUESEN Obama....its a family name and nothing to be ashamed of. And if this makes a difference to any of you, well, yer all a buncha ig'nert summbitches and you can kiss my entire skinny, yella ass." At least that's what I would say if someone disparaged my family name in that way. Guess it wouldn't do for me to be in the Diplomatic Corps, huh?
Oh, and in response to a number of requests(2), the score of last Friday's football game was: DASH 42, DAH 13. Yes, friends, the Fighting Algae once again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Now we have to live with those South Side pus bags rubbing our noses in it for another year. I 'aspose I could say something trite like "it was closer than the score indicated" but it wasn't. I saw the game highlights and DAH pretty much bit the big one. I was not surprised.
Have a good week everyone
reguards
yer glad I didn't blow perfectly good money on a ticket for that mess pal
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