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Life & Events > Why?
 

Why?

l. Why don't they put back up cameras on all cars to
to minimize the risk of children being run over. I
know it would cost a little more but it would save
a lot of little lives.

2. Why aren't all pills round? I have choked on those
oblong devils too many times.

3. Why is long, lank straight hair fashionable?. I do
not think it looks better on anyone.

4. Why does bread always fall butter side down?

5. Why is President Obama blamed for all disasters, natural
or otherwise and why isn't George Bush being blamed for
financial crisis that he caused.

Enlighten me.


posted on June 26, 2010 10:19 AM ()

Comments:

We do take all of the vitamin there.
comment by fredo on June 29, 2010 12:14 PM ()
I could add a hundred more to this list....life's a ##### most of the time.
comment by redimpala on June 28, 2010 8:32 AM ()
My stab in the dark for answers, as follows:
1. It would be impossible to start installing equipment for every foreseeable accident.
2. Why haven't we developed something that takes us completely away from the paradigm of the pill? Isn't there some other way to ingest necessary things that are unpleasant with all the technology we have?
3. I promise you most straight men don't even notice the difference. LOL
4. Marg did a good job on this one.
5. Now this question could have several answers. The first one to come to mind is "Hardly anyone over here on MyBloggers is blaming Obama for anything. Not even the things he's obviously guilty of doing." The other answers would really ratchet up the conversation and I'm feeling peaceable today, so I'll save them.

Great post!
comment by jerms on June 27, 2010 5:30 PM ()
True Stephy but I wish people would place the blame where it belongs.
comment by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:18 AM ()
I had another question along these lines and now I've forgotten it. It was probably something like Why can't I remember stuff like I used to?
comment by troutbend on June 27, 2010 11:00 AM ()
Just wait until you know you are having senior moments.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:09 AM ()
All good questions... I am not a fan of horse pills either, they should make em so we can take em cuz isn't that what they make em for???
You are not a fan of straight hair? I hafta go look up lank.
comment by kristilyn3 on June 27, 2010 7:20 AM ()
Yours is not lank dear Kristy but very attractive.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:10 AM ()
My boyfriend (in 1948) backed up on a puppy. I have never gotten over that. I take a bunch of vitamins and always with milk. For the particularly large uncoated ones, I support my neck, the throat relaxes, and the pill goes down. I have residual scarring I think from intertracheal anesthesia years ago. It messed up my mouse squeak for a long time.
comment by tealstar on June 26, 2010 8:46 PM ()
I have a whole cocktail of vitamins that I take and I will try your method
with the calcium tablets that are the worst.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:12 AM ()
first .I stayed away from pills as much as possible.I discontinued two of them and must say feel great about it.At my age why worry.Going to enjo y myself.Pills poison the body.But t his is me.
comment by fredo on June 26, 2010 1:19 PM ()
Most of my pills are vitamins. I don't take many prescription pills. You and Mike need to take calcium and vitamin D. Men get
osteoporasis too.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:15 AM ()
#1 People feel they are such good drivers they would never back up over a kid. Although, there have been a few kids I......never mind.

#2 NOOOOO! The round ones always get stuck at the back of my tounge. I find those oblong devils much easier to swallow.

#3 I had long, lank straight hair for 45 years.

#4 The butter makes that side of the bread heavier so it lands first. Just like when you drop a kid from a height it will invariably land head first......don't ask.

#5 The Obama haters are very vocal while the Bush haters have quieted down because Bush is no longer president.
comment by nittineedles on June 26, 2010 11:26 AM ()
I knew I could count on you, Marg.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:16 AM ()
This country will be decades digging itself out of the pit the Bush Administration dug us into. We are all too busy trying to survive the hell the Republican Party made for us to have TIME to complain.
reply by thestephymore on June 26, 2010 9:57 PM ()
LOL- I wish I could answer a single question but I can't. Guess no answer is really needed since they are rhetorical questions, but if anyone knows why when bread falls it always lands butter side down, please enlighten us!
comment by dragonflyby on June 26, 2010 10:35 AM ()
Well, rats! I thought you would have all the answers.
reply by elderjane on June 27, 2010 11:20 AM ()

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