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Entertainment > Humor > Wanna Join a Cult????
 

Wanna Join a Cult????

OK here I am again and all joking aside it's been a rough week.  What with the craziness at work, and reliving my youth through my previous posts.

So..... I was catching up on some blogs and came across this little gem, written by my fellow blogger from another site, Mr. Black.  Mr. Black proposes a philosophical movement of like minded intellectuals aka a cult, based on the following three tenants (and three is the magic number you know): cocktails,
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free love
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and snacks.
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I read this blog and it hit me like lightening, what more does one need really? I am a huge fan of the cocktail. I am way too high maintenance to just enjoy beer or jack on the rocks, okay well I like those too, but the cocktail is truly magical. drinking cocktails makes me feel oh so sophisticated. and they are pretty to look at too. BlogSpotz Free Image Hosting

This is a recent discovery for me. Up until this past year it was beer, shots, beer, wine and beer. No more...but I digress.

The trifecta, for me at least would work like this, First, the bartender, and a man/woman who knows how to mix the perfect cocktail is allright in my book. The cocktail served and followed closely by snacks.BlogSpotz Free Image Hosting The snacks themselves aid in being able to have more cocktails. BlogSpotz Free Image Hosting And finally the free love,BlogSpotz Free Image Hosting which of course is also aided by the cocktail. Now those of you that really know me, are aware of my tendencies. I don't believe that sex should be bound in terms of monogamy and deeper relationships. Of course that always increases the pleasure, having a partner(s) that you have a connection with. But who can say that the rapid decent into passion is a lesser of the two.

So really what better thing could there really be. If this cult handed out fliers in my airport, or went door to door preaching the good word, I might noot be so inclined to turn them away

Would you?
 
 

posted on July 25, 2008 11:38 AM ()

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sounds like a good cult to me
comment by mmmhollywould on Aug 23, 2008 4:36 PM ()
How funny!
comment by dragonflyby on Aug 5, 2008 9:15 PM ()
Shoot, I'm striking out on all three. Guess I'll go start my own cult.
comment by jerms on Aug 3, 2008 6:37 AM ()
Where do I sign up? I'd be happy to shave my head, wear a toga, and hand out flowers at airports!!!!!!
comment by hayduke on Aug 2, 2008 4:58 AM ()
I always thought I'd look so "grown up" with a cocktail or even a classy glass of wine in my hand, but alas... give me a beer in a bottle and I'm all that anyway,
comment by shesaidwhat on July 27, 2008 6:46 AM ()
Now if only the cult had a really catchy name...
comment by mellowdee on July 26, 2008 9:35 AM ()
In my day we had the Warm Fuzzies [from TM]. We met in bars with raw vegetable munchies soaked in onion dip.
It got bad when your wife walked into the same bar. A Warm Fuzzy could be banned for staggering home with wifey.
comment by bumpedoff on July 25, 2008 7:08 PM ()
"makes me feel oh so sophisticated. and they are pretty to look at too." I'll have......whatever with a cherry.
comment by nittineedles on July 25, 2008 2:02 PM ()
In my past work life I saw many who were in this cult without being aware of it.

They’d come to their local RSL Club on a Friday and Saturday night…partake of a few leg-openers whilst eating an array of salty munchies then go home with whoever looked good enough through the alcohol-goggles...
comment by dazeymae on July 25, 2008 12:58 PM ()
I'll pass...If I drank again I'd be in trouble..been clean 20+ years...if I did again I'd pass out most likely...the snacks sound good tho..
comment by elfie33 on July 25, 2008 12:25 PM ()
I would sign right up!! Also, I'm a bartender so I can make the drinks
comment by meranda on July 25, 2008 12:14 PM ()

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