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Casting Donald

I've found the perfect actor to play Donald Trump in the movies that will eventually be made. It's Shane Cortese, a New Zealand actor who played -- appropriately -- the god Loki in the TV series The Almighty Johnsons.

He can play this happy egotist so well, and he looks like him, too. He makes a lot of the same expressions Trump does, in the role of Loki. He dances around when he's set fire to someone's house, never misses a chance to insult people, is rich and powerful, and tricky.

Unfortunately this actor would make Trump even more popular, so I hope it's a long while before someone makes a (or another, maybe there's some I'm unaware of) Trump movie.

posted on Jan 28, 2016 9:53 AM ()

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If the Donald shaved his head he could play Benito Mussolini! And he wouldn't even need to watch the old films to master the character.

comment by hobbie on Jan 29, 2016 12:12 PM ()

Trump would just have to shave his sideburns. He's bald on top and wears a hair piece. I have a photo of it blowing off.

reply by tealstar on Jan 31, 2016 5:04 AM ()

he bailed on the debate because Megan Kelly was moderating and he didn't want tough questions, the chicken shiat bahstahd. they can cast a muskrat to play Donald's hair.

reguards
yer wouldn't vote for him if he paid me pal
bugg

comment by honeybugg on Jan 29, 2016 5:59 AM ()

A muskrat would be perfect

reply by drmaus on Jan 29, 2016 8:11 AM ()

If the Donald is afraid of tough questions, what in the world would he
do in tough situations?

comment by elderjane on Jan 29, 2016 2:39 AM ()

Yes! Think of the constant international incidents, every time he'd speak, too.

reply by drmaus on Jan 29, 2016 8:12 AM ()

I suppose Trump has too much money to be forgotten, but I wouldn't worry about the impact of a movie.

comment by jjoohhnn on Jan 28, 2016 4:27 PM ()

Oh, I think movies do a lot of damage. Hollywood is powerful, and that's why it was employed as a propaganda ministry in the past.

reply by drmaus on Jan 29, 2016 8:13 AM ()

Tell him to have surgery done immediately!!!

comment by greatmartin on Jan 28, 2016 1:44 PM ()

Resemblance isn't that close. And this guy has a broad N.Z. accent so I think he's safe.

reply by drmaus on Jan 29, 2016 8:14 AM ()

I can't tell Tina Fey from Sarah Palin and that works for me because when I'm watching Tina Fey do Sarah Palin I know it's parody, so not quite as frightening. Watching Sarah Palin directly scares the bejeezus out of me to think some people in our country take her seriously.

comment by troutbend on Jan 28, 2016 11:01 AM ()

Did you watch the movie Game Change? Julianne Moore plays Sarah Palin and nails it.

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