Confession time:
There was a time I faked a tumor because I just could not bring myself to sell one more Hyundai. I was a bad sales person. I would hide in the bathroom every time it was my turn with a customer. The only salesman worst than me was this old man who used his Diabetes as an excuse to nap in random vehicles and well I guess that's all he did was nap. Maybe he was not worse, but for the sake of the story he was the devil!
How do you fake a tumor on a budget? First have your friend call the car lot and pretend to be a Doctor. Then emotionally go to the Managers office and break the bad news... Its a tumor... Cry fool cry!!! You might think that you can not cry on demand but yes, yes you can. The nerve it takes to pull this desperate act will cause the tears to flow pretty easily. Your voice will shake, which can only make it better. Then let him know you are set for an emergency operation, grab your purse and run for the door!
*FREEDOM SWEET FREEDOM*
If by chance you run into any former co workers and what not just flash them your Gall Bladder scar and it will be fine.
Do I feel bad? NO! I never got an get well card, chocolates or even a call. You know I could have died in Surgery. SO who is really the bad guy? Satan sleeping in the 1996 Windstar that's who!
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