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Entertainment > Humor > Sorry Father for I Have Sinned
 

Sorry Father for I Have Sinned

Confession time:

There was a time I faked a tumor because I just could not bring myself to sell one more Hyundai. I was a bad sales person. I would hide in the bathroom every time it was my turn with a customer. The only salesman worst than me was this old man who used his Diabetes as an excuse to nap in random vehicles and well I guess that's all he did was nap. Maybe he was not worse, but for the sake of the story he was the devil!

How do you fake a tumor on a budget? First have your friend call the car lot and pretend to be a Doctor. Then emotionally go to the Managers office and break the bad news... Its a tumor... Cry fool cry!!! You might think that you can not cry on demand but yes, yes you can. The nerve it takes to pull this desperate act will cause the tears to flow pretty easily. Your voice will shake, which can only make it better. Then let him know you are set for an emergency operation, grab your purse and run for the door!

*FREEDOM SWEET FREEDOM*

If by chance you run into any former co workers and what not just flash them your Gall Bladder scar and it will be fine.

Do I feel bad? NO! I never got an get well card, chocolates or even a call. You know I could have died in Surgery. SO who is really the bad guy? Satan sleeping in the 1996 Windstar that's who!



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posted on July 5, 2012 9:07 PM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on July 11, 2012 12:12 PM ()
I have had sales jobs. They are the worst. This is good and you have made
me laugh as usual. Thanks!
comment by elderjane on July 7, 2012 4:36 AM ()
You are wicked.
comment by fredo on July 6, 2012 9:29 AM ()
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on July 6, 2012 10:53 AM ()
Hilarious! We have a friend who got a job as a car salesman after losing his aerospace job. He hated putting out the balloons every day, and he had bad OCD, so every time he took someone for a test drive, he had to turn the smoke on the cigarette lighter button so it was going up. I don't know if the lighter buttons still show a cigarette any more, because people use that socket for their computer and cell phone.
comment by troutbend on July 6, 2012 6:12 AM ()
I hates those damn balloons!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on July 6, 2012 6:38 AM ()
comment by jondude on July 6, 2012 5:00 AM ()
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on July 6, 2012 6:37 AM ()

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