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Love on the Rocks ...

It has been eight-teen days since the new school year started and yet I still have not heard a peep from the Principle. First I basked in the odd freedom. Then days became weeks I began to worry and wonder where she was. Did she forget about me? Did she find some other new best friend? HAD I BEEN DUMPED?

Maybe she hadn't seen me! Maybe she just needed some good old fashion eye candy so she could remember when we had sat and laughed and cried and had very passionate exchanges!

I made sure to visit the school office to make sure I updated my contact information. I seen her see me. She just turned the other way and left the room! I was crushed....

I tried to figure out how I could save this relationship. Make her need to speak to me! Ah ha! I let the boy have a snicker and Mt. Dew for breakfast and delivered him to school. There he was my little Valentine going in to win back my love...

Not a peep! My cell phone never rang once... I was heart broken. I drove by the school and yes she was there. I went to the office to see if we could speak, but NO! She was in a conference with some irate mother. My heart dropped when I actually laid eyes on my replacement..

What a BITCH! If she would of taught her little monster to act right I would be in that chair! I would have the red face and very indignant tone! What a stupid drama queen.

No I did not slash her tires! Key her car? Maybe.

No I went to my car had a little nervous breakdown two cigarettes and a LOT of tears.

I will miss her. I thought we had something... Maybe I was wrong.. Maybe I should call her? Drive by her house? No no no no... Maybe...

posted on Sept 14, 2012 11:05 PM ()

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Almost 25 years ago, during class my sweet little angel called a classmate a not-very-nice name so he punched her in the mouth and broke her front tooth. How did I find out about it? The horrid little brat's mother called me to apologize. I went in and tore a strip off the principal, not that it did any good.
comment by nittineedles on Sept 15, 2012 5:19 PM ()
I think this is the funniest thing you have ever posted.
comment by troutbend on Sept 15, 2012 10:58 AM ()
Just have your little darling put a match in someone's shoe and light it.
That or saying the F word to his teacher. The relationship will spring
back to it's former glory.
comment by elderjane on Sept 15, 2012 7:35 AM ()

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