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So it Has Been a While ...

So it has been a while... I will blame my absence on reality tv. I am hooked from Real Housewives to Hoarders I can not seem to get enough, but since the baby is refusing to sleep I have a chance to think without help of my Bad Girls Club... Ah the cheap thrills of life.

Fact number one: I AM GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER! See why I am looking for an escape. One almost out of diapers and another in the need of diaper money too soon to really think about. Some many ask me "Well how old is she?" WHO CARES HOW OLD SHE IS WHAT ABOUT ME????? I am NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDMA! Grandmas are not suppose to have periods! Right?

Fact number two: My seven year old has Aspergers. It explains a lot. He has had such a hard time with school and so on. I feel like most feel when this sort of thing happens. Why me? I have always given the best parenting advice. Doesn't that count? Teachers want him medicated, which I do NOT agree with, unless he is prescribed Vicodin. Then we will split it...

Fact number three: My two year old still refuses to watch tv... NOW WHO IS GOING TO RAISE HER? Sponge Bob handled the last three.

Fact number four: My fifteen year old has been expelled... I have hopes he will be in school again soon for the simple fact after I told the priciple to GO TO HELL!!! I ran back in and apologized! I think it helped...

Fact number five: THE MAN WANTS TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY! Please say it aint so!!! Sorry it is true. I have been practicing a natural form of birth control. It is very simple you just be an unattractive as humanly possible AT ALL TIMES!! I have stopped shaving ALL things... Sure I have a mustache but I am not getting screwed!

I have been doing very well with the stand up. I have made a little name for my self in the comedy circles of the North West. It has been an exciting, nerve racking, roller coaster of emotions. I love it. It feels Soo good it may be Dysfunctional.



posted on Nov 28, 2010 8:45 PM ()

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Whoa! Since I erased you from my friends list, I didn't realize you had returned, temporarily. Good to read your life's update. Good news, bad news, eh? You live a crazy life.
comment by solitaire on Dec 10, 2010 7:18 AM ()
Good to hear from you. Sending best wishes your way on all fronts.
comment by troutbend on Nov 29, 2010 9:08 PM ()
Thank you Jon!
comment by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:45 AM ()
Yes I have been reading it! It is nice to not feel so alone!
comment by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:43 AM ()
reply by kristilyn3 on Nov 29, 2010 8:52 AM ()
WITCHY! I am so, so, SO glad to see you here! Not that I don't stalk you enough on facebook....

My little guy is on the spectrum, too. I Aspies.

And I you!
comment by juliansmom on Nov 29, 2010 6:21 AM ()
I love you too! I have missed my blog and don't know why I haven't been around. I have been so wrapped up in the day to day! I don't love aspergers. I am still getting to know it. I am a little angry that I don't have a piece of the imaginary cookie cutter existence of normality. I guess that would be a complaint most would share!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:41 AM ()
I jut looked this aspergers up. You must check out juliansmom's blog!
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 29, 2010 5:14 AM ()
Yes I have been reading it! It is nice to not feel so alone!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:43 AM ()
. Man I have missed u! I'm not familiar with aspergers ... But I love your take on vicodin.
How many kids do u have? Seems like u have yer hands full already. Clearly u haven't been successful at being unattractive.
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 29, 2010 5:12 AM ()
Four kids and a almost grandbaby girl... I should have tried this unattractive thing a long time ago!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:45 AM ()
comment by jondude on Nov 29, 2010 4:07 AM ()
Thank you Jon!
reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Nov 29, 2010 7:45 AM ()

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