Here is what I found out about the virgins promised to the terrorist faithful who die in Islam’s favor …

Descriptions

There are several descriptions related to houri that are found in various Islamic references. Some include:

Physical Attributes:

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes,like pearls
Hairless, except the eyebrows and the head
(Picky, picky, picky|
White skinned (What is this, self hate??)
60 cubits (27.5 meters tall) (So they don’t
tower over you, you midgets)
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age

Sexual Attributes

Untouched, with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins (In case you don’t know what “untouched”
means)
Voluptuous/full-breasted, with large, round
breasts which are not inclined to hang
(Right – hanging is a no-no even in our culture)
Appetizing vaginas (Wow, who would have thought?)

Personality Attributes:

Chaste, restraining their glances
Modest gaze

Other Attributes:

Splendid (Splendid what?)
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating / non-defecating
and childfree (This one has me speechless.)
Never dissatisfied (Takes the guesswork out of
performance critique)
Will sing praise (For performance,I guess, whatever form
that may take)
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Well, that is definitely a wish list for the ages. It certainly describes, in any case, the total unreality of the Muslim male mindset.

xx, Teal