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Entertainment > Humor > A Little Air Force Humor
 

A Little Air Force Humor

This came to me from my friend, the military buff. Sorry I couldn't transfer the photo of the plane:

Have heard about this crew and seen photos, but never got the narrative.

Aboard a C-5 aircraft flying to Afghanistan: While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan."

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant,"in fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crewmember.
"We no longer call it The Cockpit. It's The Box Office."

xx, Teal

posted on Aug 24, 2008 8:17 AM ()

Comments:

My uncle CSM in the Air Force--this would crack him up.
comment by grumpy on Aug 27, 2008 4:07 PM ()
comment by thestephymore on Aug 26, 2008 4:47 AM ()
Oh dear. And congrats on the new computer.
comment by solitaire on Aug 25, 2008 2:08 PM ()
Very funny and cute. Thanks for posting it.
comment by troutbend on Aug 24, 2008 7:30 PM ()
She should have told them that in the interim, while they were waiting, Hillary was elected!
comment by sunlight on Aug 24, 2008 3:38 PM ()
Very funny. I can just imagine the crusty old Sargeant.
comment by elderjane on Aug 24, 2008 10:31 AM ()
comment by marta on Aug 24, 2008 9:21 AM ()
comment by ecanus on Aug 24, 2008 8:25 AM ()

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