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Business > My New Business Card (I Think)
 

My New Business Card (I Think)

I was thinking of making some extra money and came up with the following.

My new business card:

I can be bought ...

Semi-retired sex kitten with a keyboard ...

Dirty limericks for your special occasion
Pornography edited, improved upon
Fulminations and diatribes on any subject

At a loss for words? I’ll put words in your mouth.

Fast, reasonable, no moral inhibitions.

Call (etc.)


xx, Teal

posted on Aug 28, 2008 3:41 AM ()

Comments:

Love the copy. Jondude could design it for ya!
comment by marta on Aug 28, 2008 10:14 AM ()
Be sure you print up enough.
comment by elderjane on Aug 28, 2008 5:50 AM ()

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