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Gosh Darn It

The following news item came from a friend. Too good to miss, so here it is:

Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter during his time on Earth.

In an interview with Fox and Friends this morning (10/23), the former Alaska governor promoted her new book about the left's "war on Christmas" and argued that all Christian holidays should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus.

"It makes me so gosh darn angry," Palin explained. "The liberal left in this country has targeted Christian holidays and is trying to secularize them right out of existence.

"When Jesus celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts. There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter was a special time of prayer and Christian activism.

"Jesus would gather all the townspeople around and would listen to their stories about the meaning of Easter in their lives. Then he would teach them how to love one another, how to protest Roman abortion clinics and how to properly convert homosexuals.

"You can't even do things like that these days without getting called out by some wacko left-wing human rights group. Christians had more freedom under Roman rule than we do now in our own country! We need to return Easter back to the way it was when Jesus was alive."
Gospel of Palin

Easter is a Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day after he was crucified by the Romans in the 1st century A.D. It is the most important holiday for Eastern and Orthodox Christians, and also has great significance in the West.

Because Easter is a celebration of Jesus's resurrection from the dead, it is highly unlikely that he celebrated the holiday before his death. Its first recorded instance is sometime in the mid-2nd century. This seemingly obvious fact was not lost on the Fox and Friends team, who instantly challenged Palin's assertions.

"Sarah, you know that we love you," started co-host Brian Kilmeade. "I can understand if you think Christian holidays have become too secular and you want to return to the days of the early church. But you have to know that Jesus never celebrated Easter right? I mean you have to know that. What do you think Easter celebrates?"

"Well, Brian, Easter celebrates, you know, sticking it to all the liberal lefties out there who want to be taking our guns and our freedom," Palin responded. "It celebrates the rights of the unborn and the right to religious freedom, to not have government come in and tell you who to believe in and who not to ..."

"It celebrates the death and resurrection of Jesus," Kilmeade interrupted. "It celebrates his death and resurrection from the dead. Now Sarah, tell me how can Jesus celebrate his own death before he died?"

Palin stared blankly into the screen for about 15 seconds, before co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck cut to commercial.

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Ain't this priceless?

posted on Oct 26, 2013 8:58 AM ()

Comments:

Roman abortion clinics, huh? And what's wrong with getting dressed up for Easter Sunday services? She's missing the point of being a good Republican - business, profits, sales, marketing... Good one Teal, I hate to admit being so gullible, but you had me at Palin.
comment by catdancer on Oct 30, 2013 2:56 PM ()
At first I took the Palin article seriously too -- she's such a twit, what's not to believe? Sounded believable to me.
reply by tealstar on Oct 31, 2013 5:37 AM ()
Based on her previous behavior and comments, I had absolutely no difficulty believing the story. Gosh Darn It, indeed.
comment by stella on Oct 27, 2013 10:30 AM ()
I'm sure that the guys who cleaned up the blood and gore from the floor of the Coliseum in Rome could testify about how great Christian life was under Roman rule. LOL
comment by jondude on Oct 27, 2013 6:42 AM ()
She and her daughter have certainly milked the media for all the notoriety
that they can get so it would not have surprised me if she had really
said it. Thank you for a good start to my morning.
comment by elderjane on Oct 27, 2013 4:01 AM ()
I'll never forgive her for resigning as governor when she was done with it because it was a blow against women in general. How can we expect employers and voters to take us seriously when they can point to that kind of behavior in others of our sex?
comment by troutbend on Oct 26, 2013 10:32 AM ()
She was never about serving -- she was about being top dog and basking in the limelight. I wrote on her Facebook Page a day ago that the media loves a train wreck which probably explains why she is still getting on camera.
reply by tealstar on Oct 26, 2013 5:11 PM ()
Well -- you probably have discovered that it was a spoof story, but it was pretty credible, given her idiocy and arrogance. When satirists can write sketches using nothing but her exact statements and cause an audience to roar, what else?
comment by drmaus on Oct 26, 2013 10:21 AM ()
It came from The Daily Current which specializes in satire -- I didn't know about this publication before this. But it is the kind of thing she specializes in -- being zealous about things that are not true. And no one is warring on Christmas in any organized way. There are Scrooges out there, but they are not a threat.
reply by tealstar on Oct 26, 2013 5:10 PM ()

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