We weren't suppose to get rain until this afternoon but we woke up and it's raining. Go figure. Hanna has hit the East Coast.

I woke up to the 14 year old boy that lives upstairs knocking on the door. 6 AM on my day off????? He wanted to make his mom and dad breakfast and asked if I would help. I got out sausage and eggs and bread and showed him how to make it and then gave him paper plates and plastic silverware so he wouldn't have to do dishes. He reminds me so much of our nephew who is such a loving wonderful boy because he has his father's genes in him. Kids are our future and the more wonderful that we make them the better the world will be.

Have I told you about my birds? The little brats. We let them out daily to fly around the house. They are so cute. Well, when I get out of the shower every morning they are there watching and waiting, I put on my lotion and perfume and they start whistling like they've never seen a woman before. Great for the ego even if they are birds, LOL!!!

Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift the cow up and down.


LEATHER!

Why do men go weak in the knees, hearts beat quicker, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK!


First Class Blondie

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."


Rogaine and Viagra

What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

Hair that stands straight up on your head!


Shirts Off

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."





Ra is spending the weekend with his great cousin and their new baby. This child is the light of my life the heart of my soul and the reason my world goes round. I'm such a blessed woman. I have a wonderful husband, he has flaws but they pale in comparison to some I know, and a grandson who thinks I hung the moon and stars. Ra went to the library and got a book on bicycles, because the people that live around us find that's it's easier to be on welfare than to get up in the morning and work for a living. Anyway all the kids have bikes that are in some way broken down and not working properly, so he got a book and fixed all these bikes for all the brats here and now they go on bike rides together and Ra even had them help him build a fort so that they have a place to hang out in and of course we provide the koolaid and cookies. Every weekend we have a fire and give them hotdogs and marshmallows to grill, they have to get their own sticks and grandpa whittles them into place fo the demons. It's a good life.

We're having baby back ribs and potato salad for supper...
2 whole slabs pork baby back ribs Dry Rub: 8 tablespoons light brown sugar, tightly packed 3 tablespoons kosher salt 1 tablespoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon jalapeno seasoning 1/2 teaspoon Old Bay Seasoning 1/2 teaspoon rubbed thyme 1/2 teaspoon onion powder Braising Liquid: 1 cup white wine 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon honey 2 cloves garlic, chopped Preheat oven to 250 degrees. In a bowl, combine all dry ingredients and mix well. Place each slab of baby back ribs on a piece of heavy-duty aluminum foil, shiny side down. Sprinkle each side generously with the dry rub. Pat the dry rub into the meat . Refrigerate the ribs for a minimum of 1 hour. In a microwavable container, combine all ingredients for the braising liquid. Microwave on high for 1 minute. Place the ribs on a baking sheet. Open one end of the foil on each slab and pour half of the braising liquid into each foil packet. Tilt the baking sheet in order to equally distribute the braising liquid. Braise the ribs in the oven for 2 1/2 hours. Transfer the braising liquid into a medium saucepot. Bring the liquid to a simmer and reduce by half or until of a thick syrup consistency. Brush the glaze onto the ribs. Place under the broiler just until the glaze caramelizes lightly. Slice each slab into 2 rib bone portions. Place the remaining hot glaze into a bowl and toss the rib portions in the glaze

Love ya bunches!!

Happy Cooking,
Sum