We have our Internet and phone back on. I was just about to give up hope. I'm glad it's back on as I have the week off of work and would have gone crazy without it.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I think you need a face lift! ; Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week ! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu




Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.


They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The
husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email
address, and without realizing his error, sen t the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a
heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now and you are allowed to send
emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is terribly hot down here!!!!


Afterthought: Just because we may have taken just one step down the wrong road is no reason why we have to take 2.

Our thirteenth grandchild is a boy. They won't tell us the name until he's born but that's their decision.





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I'll be back in a few. I have to decide what to make for supper.

Happy Cooking,
Sum