Well, I suggest sending Johnny Manziel of Tex A&M to Syria to sign an autograph for Assad.
Incredible!!
We don't suffer squirrels, but we do have chipmunks. The cats manage to catch a fair number of the cute little buggers every summer. I'll find the remains on occasion, typically the hind feet and tail.
Critics are people who can't do what the people they're criticizing do. The important question is: Does doing a painting make you feel better, make you feel as if you've accomplished something unique? If the answer is YES, you're cool. You wanna guess which now famous painters were at the time deemed by some critics to be "mediocre"?
Syria makes your average "no win" situation look like a walk in the park. Guys like McCain ranting about "U.S. prestige" being on the line ignore the fact that, since George W. Bush, the U.S. has no effing prestige.
Eloise has a beautiful white bib which, in this photo, almost looks like she's doing a Santa Claus imitation...
Eloise looks good by the stones (and she knows it too!).
Croc #1: "Have you ever caught a human?" Croc #2: "Yeh, they taste like chicken."
Reminds me of the Sixties...
When the bear goes into hibernation, is that kind of like Mr. YouKnow going to Las Vegas for the winter????
Looks like a truly wonderful place to live. Have you been there all your life, Kevin?
The manufacturer's lawyers define "flushable" very narrowly: when you flush, it will go down. See, you don't have to look too hard to find lawyers at the crux of the problem...
Aha! Aggravated Envelope Adjusting!! That's a felony, for sure!
I'm still puzzling over whether I'd rather die from exploding bombs or gas. I suspect to victims, the distinction is blurred in the pain and suffering.
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