I am soooo werried. The werld is all messed up cuz the US wants to shoot rockets at Syria to blow the crap out of Syria's ability to make and use chemical weapons and if the US don't do that then Iran will think we won't try to stop them making nooclear weapons and Syria will just go on using them chemical weapons against their own people even tho them people are rebels and maybe even use them against the US's 51st state - Israel, or even worse - Texas, or even worse, maybe even Kentucky, where they have an ally named Rand Paul who sed he will filibuster any resolution to shoot missiles at Syria, so I am werried that all this is gonna screw up the TV coverage of the first week of NFL Football!

OH MY GOD!