Nittineedles

Awww Love bites.

Bra? What's that?

Some women are simply born without a maternal bone in their bodies. Sad but true. So glad she has someone to love and care for her.

Too cute.

A Very Happy Birthday to you Jeri.

Never mind. You'll get 'em next time. I think you're hilarious.
I told a joke once. 3/4 of the people weren't listening and the other 1/4 didn't get it.

If they're not allowed to ask your age they can't possibly be allowed to ask for your Facebook password.

May he rot in He!!.

Should I make an onion sandwich for DH's lunch? Na.....he'd kill me.

I remember when DH and I bought our first house. So exciting!

I think she's biding her time to take revenge. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Except for the rain, I love it.

Thanks for the reminder. I need to check my license and find out when I need to renew.

It's probably a good thing you didn't admit to having "fewer physical marbles" until now. Imagine all the activities you would have missed out on. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Yum. They all sound good but those first meatballs would be kinda expensive with a cup and a half of maple syrup.I've got to try the cheese and the Chinese meatballs.
I'm dumping a family pack of pork chops into the crock pot tomorrow. Oh how I wish DH would bring home a pizza some night but then we'd have to go through that phone conversation again.
Hi Honey. Can you bring a pizza home with you tonight?
Ya sure, what do you want on it?
Oh, I don't care. How about peperoni and mushroom?
Peperoni gives me heartburn and mushrooms don't have any taste.
OK. How about a Hawaiian?
You know I don't like fruit on a pizza.
Well what about a vegetarian?
Don't you want some meat on the pizza?
Oh forget it. I'll just heat up some soup.
Are you sure? I can get you a pizza. It's no trouble.