As I was driving home from work yesterday I noticed a car on the side of the road that had been pulled over.
The cop had the driver over to the side doing a sobriety test on him and it was very obvious the guy was failing. He was stumbling into the bushes and the cop had to hold him up.
I thought - "OH my God!! Can you believe that!!"
I want to be drunk at 3 o'clock on a Tuesday!!